Knowing These 10 Facts Will Prove You’re Really Irish
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It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day, America. Time to pretend like you’re Irish. Don’t be deterred by the truth (that you’re just a white person who sometimes gets drunk on St. Patrick’s Day and who might’ve had a very distant ancestor who lived in or visited Ireland once or maybe England but what’s the difference). Instead, when you hit the bars (pubs) this March 17, convince people of your genuine Irishness by reciting a few of these gems (emeralds):
1. The potato famine occurred because Ireland’s most beloved restaurant (Bennigan’s) bought them all up to make their delicious Ultimate Potato Soup.
2. Ireland’s most popular tourist attraction is the Scottish Moors.
3. The secret ingredient in Guinness is the sweat Bono produces when he and The Edge play Dance Dance Revolution.
4. The song “Danny Boy” was penned by Shane MacGowan of the Pogues, an enthusiastic Who’s the Boss fan, as a loving tribute to Danny Pintauro.
5. Schools across Ireland have replaced their history teachers with TVs playing Far & Away and Leprechaun 3 on a loop. These are considered the most historically accurate representations of Irish culture.
6. Many Irish families have surnames beginning with “Mac.” These families are required by international law (iLaw) to relinquish 90% of their income to Apple, Inc.
7. The saying “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” was first uttered by Van Morrison’s dick in 1966 to a groupie at one of his concerts. “I’ve never heard a dick talk before,” admitted one bystander. “Sometimes I’m overcome thinkin’ bout it.”
8. The original recipe for Lucky Charms included pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, blue diamonds, purple horseshoes, and black IRA machine guns.
9. In Ireland, Irish Spring soap is just called Spring. It’s made by Dial®.
10. There are no snakes in Ireland. They bailed in 1994 because they were sick of hearing The Cranberries on the radio. Mostly because of “Linger.”
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It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day, America. Time to pretend like you’re Irish. Don’t be deterred by the truth (that you’re just a white person who sometimes gets drunk on St. Patrick’s Day and who might’ve had a very distant ancestor who lived in or visited Ireland once or maybe England but what’s the difference). Instead, when you hit the bars (pubs) this March 17, convince people of your genuine Irishness by reciting a few of these gems (emeralds):
1. The potato famine occurred because Ireland’s most beloved restaurant (Bennigan’s) bought them all up to make their delicious Ultimate Potato Soup.
2. Ireland’s most popular tourist attraction is the Scottish Moors.
3. The secret ingredient in Guinness is the sweat Bono produces when he and The Edge play Dance Dance Revolution.
4. The song “Danny Boy” was penned by Shane MacGowan of the Pogues, an enthusiastic Who’s the Boss fan, as a loving tribute to Danny Pintauro.
5. Schools across Ireland have replaced their history teachers with TVs playing Far & Away and Leprechaun 3 on a loop. These are considered the most historically accurate representations of Irish culture.
6. Many Irish families have surnames beginning with “Mac.” These families are required by international law (iLaw) to relinquish 90% of their income to Apple, Inc.
7. The saying “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” was first uttered by Van Morrison’s dick in 1966 to a groupie at one of his concerts. “I’ve never heard a dick talk before,” admitted one bystander. “Sometimes I’m overcome thinkin’ bout it.”
8. The original recipe for Lucky Charms included pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, blue diamonds, purple horseshoes, and black IRA machine guns.
9. In Ireland, Irish Spring soap is just called Spring. It’s made by Dial®.
10. There are no snakes in Ireland. They bailed in 1994 because they were sick of hearing The Cranberries on the radio. Mostly because of “Linger.”
Début de l'événement
18.11.2021
Fin de l'événement
18.11.2021